Your music blows

All this bullshit music in these web vids kids are putting out is really starting to piss me off and making me lose faith in the youth of today. Techno shitwrecked “music”, and screaming just doesnt sound appealing or pleasing to me. What happened to singing about getting drunk and pulling ass? What happened to American Pride? This crap people call music is just noise that appeals to waterheads that haven’t ever wet the pud or shotgunned a beer when the solo starts ripping your soul out in Freebird. How can anyone party to techno, it makes me wanna spoonfeed the “music engineer” a knuckle sandwich. Snap out that funk and grab yourself a Skynyrd CD, crank up that wayln and watch Johnny Cash at Folsom. Who knows one day you might not suck.