The worst excuse for a violent criminal: The Hamburgular

I mean this guy goes around steeling food, and shitty food at that. Look at this pic he is stealing nitrous oxide from some family.

Worst excuse for Mexicans: The lacondeguy’s

Look at these guys with matching shirts and bikes. They even have matching lack of mustache.

Worst Gary Busey impersenation: Nick Nolte

I mean for a legendary actor and asshole to impersonate another leaves me with no faith in Hollywood. Originality is dead.

Worst excuse for knees: The Zink Brothers

Of course were sitting down sitting down, neither of us can walk until we start drinkin.

Worst use of a dessert name: The Banana Splits

These dirtbags have been flamboyantly parading about since the 70′s

Worst Excuse for a Nazi: Tom Cruise

Faggot

Worst Excuse for a Mom: Yours

Worst Excuse to be a creep: The ShamWow Guy

All this guy is doing is selling a Chinese Chamois. To be this fucked you got to at least be selling anything Billy Mays sells.

The worst thing of 2008: The Fucking Blonas Brothers

Three Gay with a capital “G” brothers are selling millions of records spreading their gayness. Who the fuck cares about these pukes.