Comments on: Sensus Contest UPDATE

By: colin

colin — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 03:34:41 +0000

Motherfucking Taylor Sage! Thank you for that gem you presented at the beginning; that’s life.

Then it must be; Crown Royal Whisky. That shit tastes delicious like cinnamon rolls or something, and you have to be one rich, crazy motherfucker if your buying a bottle of Crown Royal to take shots with. Or as redneck at my uncle, good ol’ Portland Oregon! It also doesn’t have an ‘E’.

or!

Whatever is free. That’s my favorite whiskey/beverage for sure.

By: tsage

tsage — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 20:48:57 +0000

This is a valid point but at that moment Griz’s judgement was heavily impaired and Canadian Club tastes like shit. I’m proud that the best 10 minutes I have ever documented touched you’re life and I too agree you should drink til your blind.

By: colin

colin — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 20:23:27 +0000

If you watch GITSUM, you will be presented with a very drunk SoCal-ian(GRIZ) who has utilized a stick of deoderant as a large marker, and has made a cross onto his chest with said deoderant. He then lights this cross and his chest hair on fire a total of 4 times, and the young SoCalian then yells, with his chest on fire; “you burned my fuckin face, dude!”. After all of this, he then let’s everyone know what’s up by announcing; “Everybody drink Canadian Club, it’s the best whiskey out there. it’ll make you do great things for yourself. im a fucking dipshit, welcome to 2 six” with the appropriate shocker and back hand for that hoe that’s acting up. Any whiskey that you consume and then willingly light your chest hair on fire 4 times, i think, should be considered the official whiskey for a team of crazy-ass motherfuckers that is TWO SIX. If were talking alcohol i really think Everclear should be. Cheap, effective, and you can go blind!

By: TC

TC — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 16:56:07 +0000

PBR
Wisers
to ripp off

By: Tim

Tim — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 11:24:03 +0000

looks like colin is really close, though why canandian club?

By: winner

winner — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 10:10:19 +0000

pbr
canadian club
to be torn off for many uses

By: bone donor

bone donor — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 08:46:10 +0000

12 Oz

one fifth

circumcision

By: That Guy

That Guy — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 02:14:04 +0000

1. Budweiser
2. Canadian Club
3. So you can rip them off.

By: colin

colin — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 02:12:07 +0000

1. Pabst Blue Ribbon, the delicious cheap water-esque beer.
2. Canadian Club Whisky; “It’ll make you do great things for yourself!”-Griz
3. Shirts have sleeves so that I have somewhere to wipe my hands after I’m finished with your mom and decide to hit some dump 3′s at the local dirt jumps. I suppose with the added grip of Sensus’ grips, i would probably just want to wipe my hands and not need to and thus;
3.1 Shirts have sleeves so that when you sustain a large wound you have bandages.

oh yes.

By: Melv

Melv — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 00:58:25 +0000

Pabst Blue Ribbon
Johnnie Walker
Shirts do not have sleeves.

By: Mark

Mark — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 00:36:18 +0000

PBR
Jim Beam
To tear off

By: sensusfan!!!!

sensusfan!!!! — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 00:35:22 +0000

PBR
Maker’s Mark
To tear off

By: Colin

Colin — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 22:57:27 +0000

1. PBR
2. Jack Daniel’s
3. To hold your smokes

By: Sage's # 7 Fan

Sage's # 7 Fan — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 22:15:00 +0000

PBR

Makers Mark

I don’t know, but obama will tax the hell out of them.

By: Maryjane

Maryjane — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 22:02:59 +0000

PBR
Maker’s Mark
to role up so you can look cool