PBR

Jack Daniels

Because they arn’t made by Americans!

1. Pabst Blue Ribbon
2. Jack Daniels
3. So we aren’t embarassed when in the presence of Howie’s swole arms

blue ribbon

jack daniels

to ripppppp off

Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer

Jack Daniels

so the sleeve monster has an excuse for being alive

Pabst Blue Ribbon

jack Daniels

something to rip off while gettin rowdy

PBR
Jim bean
To rip off

Bud Light

Jim Beam

Shirts come with sleeves so you have something to wipe your nose with.

PRB
jim beaM!
to rip off

holly fuck i cant spell

PBR
Jim Beam
to ripp off
…
Final answer

Zima Gold
&
Paint thinner

PBR
JD
To rip off to use at toilet paper

PBR
Evan Williams
shirts come with sleeves?

1. Pabst Blue Ribbon
2. Jack Daniels
3. To protect your upper arm from tire burns from doing big flatties/inverts/tables

1. PBR…..made right down the road here in NC

1. PBR…..made right down the road here in NC
2. Jack D
3. To cut off…..straight redneck style

1. Any kind of champagne beer or something that represents a wine cooler
2. Probably a fine chilled chardoney would hit the spot over whiskey
3. So when you go into a white collar job interview and they deny you because it obvious step dad touched you while mommy was getting railed by the neighborhood kids and your low self esteem shows through because you over inflate your ego and pump up on steriods to overcome the stress of being gay, then with those sleeves you can wipe away the tears, or at least the blood dripping from your ass

can’t beleive no one got it right yet…
PBR, JD, sleeves are for wiping your ass

god damn i was bang on

1. miller
2. jim beam
3. to rip off and make head bands

1. PBR
2. JD
3. To conceal your guns for when you’re in a liberal state.

1. Bud Light
2. Maker’s Mark
3. to wipe the vomit off your face after drinking Bud Light and Maker’s Mark all night

PBR
Maker’s Mark
to role up so you can look cool

PBR

Makers Mark

I don’t know, but obama will tax the hell out of them.

1. PBR
2. Jack Daniel’s
3. To hold your smokes

PBR
Maker’s Mark
To tear off

PBR
Jim Beam
To tear off

Pabst Blue Ribbon
Johnnie Walker
Shirts do not have sleeves.

1. Pabst Blue Ribbon, the delicious cheap water-esque beer.
2. Canadian Club Whisky; “It’ll make you do great things for yourself!”-Griz
3. Shirts have sleeves so that I have somewhere to wipe my hands after I’m finished with your mom and decide to hit some dump 3′s at the local dirt jumps. I suppose with the added grip of Sensus’ grips, i would probably just want to wipe my hands and not need to and thus;
3.1 Shirts have sleeves so that when you sustain a large wound you have bandages.

oh yes.

1. Budweiser
2. Canadian Club
3. So you can rip them off.

12 Oz

one fifth

circumcision

pbr
canadian club
to be torn off for many uses

looks like colin is really close, though why canandian club?

PBR
Wisers
to ripp off

If you watch GITSUM, you will be presented with a very drunk SoCal-ian(GRIZ) who has utilized a stick of deoderant as a large marker, and has made a cross onto his chest with said deoderant. He then lights this cross and his chest hair on fire a total of 4 times, and the young SoCalian then yells, with his chest on fire; “you burned my fuckin face, dude!”. After all of this, he then let’s everyone know what’s up by announcing; “Everybody drink Canadian Club, it’s the best whiskey out there. it’ll make you do great things for yourself. im a fucking dipshit, welcome to 2 six” with the appropriate shocker and back hand for that hoe that’s acting up. Any whiskey that you consume and then willingly light your chest hair on fire 4 times, i think, should be considered the official whiskey for a team of crazy-ass motherfuckers that is TWO SIX. If were talking alcohol i really think Everclear should be. Cheap, effective, and you can go blind!

This is a valid point but at that moment Griz’s judgement was heavily impaired and Canadian Club tastes like shit. I’m proud that the best 10 minutes I have ever documented touched you’re life and I too agree you should drink til your blind.

Motherfucking Taylor Sage! Thank you for that gem you presented at the beginning; that’s life.

Then it must be; Crown Royal Whisky. That shit tastes delicious like cinnamon rolls or something, and you have to be one rich, crazy motherfucker if your buying a bottle of Crown Royal to take shots with. Or as redneck at my uncle, good ol’ Portland Oregon! It also doesn’t have an ‘E’.

or!

Whatever is free. That’s my favorite whiskey/beverage for sure.