Sensus Contest UPDATE

Since this has got such an overwhelming response and no one has still got it right it is hint time. There are some very close answers.

Hint: Look at the way the whisky is spelled.

The next contest to win a free pair of grips goes as follows.

What is the official beer of the 2-SIX Stallions?

What is the official whisky of the 2-SIX Stallions?

Why do shirts come with sleeves?

First person to comment with all 3 answers correct will win, or at least the first 2. The third answer is up to the judges but does have 1 answer that is better than the rest. Winners will be notified through the email given in the comments.

Great song!

36 Comments

Sage's # 7 Fan says:
February 2, 2010 at 4:33 pm

PBR

Jack Daniels

Because they arn’t made by Americans!
Dalla says:
February 2, 2010 at 4:48 pm

1. Pabst Blue Ribbon
2. Jack Daniels
3. So we aren’t embarassed when in the presence of Howie’s swole arms
coady says:
February 2, 2010 at 5:00 pm

blue ribbon

jack daniels

to ripppppp off
Dylsay says:
February 2, 2010 at 6:46 pm

Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer

Jack Daniels

so the sleeve monster has an excuse for being alive
Scotty T says:
February 2, 2010 at 7:22 pm

Pabst Blue Ribbon

jack Daniels

something to rip off while gettin rowdy
TC says:
February 2, 2010 at 7:23 pm

PBR
Jim bean
To rip off
bastard says:
February 2, 2010 at 7:51 pm

Bud Light

Jim Beam

Shirts come with sleeves so you have something to wipe your nose with.
TC says:
February 2, 2010 at 7:54 pm

PRB
jim beaM!
to rip off
TC says:
February 2, 2010 at 8:29 pm

holly fuck i cant spell

PBR
Jim Beam
to ripp off
…
Final answer
T-Dawg says:
February 2, 2010 at 10:06 pm

Zima Gold
&
Paint thinner
Mark says:
February 2, 2010 at 10:22 pm

PBR
JD
To rip off to use at toilet paper
andy says:
February 2, 2010 at 11:05 pm

PBR
Evan Williams
shirts come with sleeves?
Tim says:
February 3, 2010 at 12:46 am

1. Pabst Blue Ribbon
2. Jack Daniels
3. To protect your upper arm from tire burns from doing big flatties/inverts/tables
Byrd says:
February 3, 2010 at 11:39 am

1. PBR…..made right down the road here in NC
Byrd says:
February 3, 2010 at 11:41 am

1. PBR…..made right down the road here in NC
2. Jack D
3. To cut off…..straight redneck style
Yea Right says:
February 3, 2010 at 11:53 am

1. Any kind of champagne beer or something that represents a wine cooler
2. Probably a fine chilled chardoney would hit the spot over whiskey
3. So when you go into a white collar job interview and they deny you because it obvious step dad touched you while mommy was getting railed by the neighborhood kids and your low self esteem shows through because you over inflate your ego and pump up on steriods to overcome the stress of being gay, then with those sleeves you can wipe away the tears, or at least the blood dripping from your ass
jerry says:
February 3, 2010 at 12:15 pm

can’t beleive no one got it right yet…
PBR, JD, sleeves are for wiping your ass
coady says:
February 3, 2010 at 12:43 pm

god damn i was bang on
zach says:
February 3, 2010 at 1:23 pm

1. miller
2. jim beam
3. to rip off and make head bands
Glen says:
February 3, 2010 at 1:37 pm

1. PBR
2. JD
3. To conceal your guns for when you’re in a liberal state.
Jason says:
February 3, 2010 at 2:53 pm

1. Bud Light
2. Maker’s Mark
3. to wipe the vomit off your face after drinking Bud Light and Maker’s Mark all night
Maryjane says:
February 3, 2010 at 3:02 pm

PBR
Maker’s Mark
to role up so you can look cool
Sage's # 7 Fan says:
February 3, 2010 at 3:15 pm

PBR

Makers Mark

I don’t know, but obama will tax the hell out of them.
Colin says:
February 3, 2010 at 3:57 pm

1. PBR
2. Jack Daniel’s
3. To hold your smokes
sensusfan!!!! says:
February 3, 2010 at 5:35 pm

PBR
Maker’s Mark
To tear off
Mark says:
February 3, 2010 at 5:36 pm

PBR
Jim Beam
To tear off
Melv says:
February 3, 2010 at 5:58 pm

Pabst Blue Ribbon
Johnnie Walker
Shirts do not have sleeves.
colin says:
February 3, 2010 at 7:12 pm

1. Pabst Blue Ribbon, the delicious cheap water-esque beer.
2. Canadian Club Whisky; “It’ll make you do great things for yourself!”-Griz
3. Shirts have sleeves so that I have somewhere to wipe my hands after I’m finished with your mom and decide to hit some dump 3′s at the local dirt jumps. I suppose with the added grip of Sensus’ grips, i would probably just want to wipe my hands and not need to and thus;
3.1 Shirts have sleeves so that when you sustain a large wound you have bandages.

oh yes.
That Guy says:
February 3, 2010 at 7:14 pm

1. Budweiser
2. Canadian Club
3. So you can rip them off.
bone donor says:
February 4, 2010 at 1:46 am

12 Oz

one fifth

circumcision
winner says:
February 4, 2010 at 3:10 am

pbr
canadian club
to be torn off for many uses
Tim says:
February 4, 2010 at 4:24 am

looks like colin is really close, though why canandian club?
TC says:
February 4, 2010 at 9:56 am

PBR
Wisers
to ripp off
colin says:
February 4, 2010 at 1:23 pm

If you watch GITSUM, you will be presented with a very drunk SoCal-ian(GRIZ) who has utilized a stick of deoderant as a large marker, and has made a cross onto his chest with said deoderant. He then lights this cross and his chest hair on fire a total of 4 times, and the young SoCalian then yells, with his chest on fire; “you burned my fuckin face, dude!”. After all of this, he then let’s everyone know what’s up by announcing; “Everybody drink Canadian Club, it’s the best whiskey out there. it’ll make you do great things for yourself. im a fucking dipshit, welcome to 2 six” with the appropriate shocker and back hand for that hoe that’s acting up. Any whiskey that you consume and then willingly light your chest hair on fire 4 times, i think, should be considered the official whiskey for a team of crazy-ass motherfuckers that is TWO SIX. If were talking alcohol i really think Everclear should be. Cheap, effective, and you can go blind!
tsage says:
February 4, 2010 at 1:48 pm

This is a valid point but at that moment Griz’s judgement was heavily impaired and Canadian Club tastes like shit. I’m proud that the best 10 minutes I have ever documented touched you’re life and I too agree you should drink til your blind.
colin says:
February 4, 2010 at 8:34 pm

Motherfucking Taylor Sage! Thank you for that gem you presented at the beginning; that’s life.

Then it must be; Crown Royal Whisky. That shit tastes delicious like cinnamon rolls or something, and you have to be one rich, crazy motherfucker if your buying a bottle of Crown Royal to take shots with. Or as redneck at my uncle, good ol’ Portland Oregon! It also doesn’t have an ‘E’.

or!

Whatever is free. That’s my favorite whiskey/beverage for sure.