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Posted on February 24th, 2010 at 2:34 pm by tsage
ATLANTIC CITY, N.J. – A Florida woman said her love handles saved her life when she was shot entering an Atlantic City bar. Samantha Lynn Frazier said she heard two pops when she walked into Herman’s Place early Saturday. The 35-year-old then felt pain and saw blood on her hand after she grabbed her left side. Atlantic City police said Frazier was an innocent bystander.
Detective Lt. Charles Love said the gunman was aiming for a man who escaped with a bullet hole in his down jacket.
The suspect remains at large.
Frazier told The Press of Atlantic City that ‘I could have been dead. They said my love handles saved my life.”
Frazier also told the newspaper that she had been “hollering” that she wanted to lose weight. She now said “I want to be as big as I can if it’s going to stop a bullet.”
source: yahoo, Associated Press, The Press of Atlantic City
picture source: Photo/The Press of Atlantic City, Vernon Ogrodnek) MANDATORY CREDIT
Fuck you and fuck Utah. Just kidding, but utah is not that great just because Eric Porter and Karl Malone live there.
http://www.vimeo.com/9661896Spomer from Vital sent this over because I could tell he wanted to post it more than anything. With Vitals hopeless devotion to Mt. Biking they are forbidden from promoting anything else. Anyway, this is what Manny Pacquiao does in his spare time. Notice the helmet while landing on a skateboard, kids.
I was taking a shit at Gee’s and found this secret to his success.
Classic Patterson,
The whisky master blender Richard Patterson, appeared on a Houston morning show, giving the host a lesson on how to drink scotch. At the end he gives the guy a taste of a $175,000 bottle of whisky. This guy is hilarious, hope to meet him someday.
Smashed my face in the other day so I’ve been getting artsy
There will be a documentary about Mat Hoffamn airing on ESPN’s documentary series series called 30 for 30. For anyone who hasn’t seen one of these they are very well produced and cover most mainstream sports like football, basketball, boxing, etc. It is great to see that BMX will part of the series. The documentary is produced by Spike Jonze and Johnny Knoxville, and directed by Jeff Tremaine. If anyone wants to read more about it here is the link. http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=4887501
This is an Enter Sandman/Don’t stop believin mashup by some band named Rock Sugar.
The song is called “Dont’ Stop the Sandman” This is pretty funny.
Why would you fuck with a dude with a shirt on that says “I’m A Motherucker” on the back.
I take the bus on the reg and every time it’s an adventure. Last time I was offered a puff off a jay bird and the time before that I got called out for farting by some dude who wasn’t quite all there. I love the bus.
