Guest Post- Griz on Garrick Anderson

At one point in time, Garrick “Gayrick” Anderson had potential to be a paid professional gravity racer. In 2003, Gayrick was a member of the US junior Worlds team, where he finished 14th at Worlds that year and was a repeat member in 2004 – earning his spot on the team in ’04 by smoking Kyle Strait at the NORBA in Aspen, CO by over 10 seconds.

The former LBR member and three-time Battle Bus Tour renegade discovered vagina in late 2005… although this was a major accomplishment for Big Baby G at the time, it would soon turn on him. 2006 was a year to forget for Gayrick; a year lost to the labors of a full-time construction job, vagina that constantly needed tuned-up and the occasional flight to a bike race where he’d place top-20 or better only to fly home immediately afterward to get back to the grind. A mid-season injury put Gayrick in a downward spiral in to becoming a full-tilt-soft-cock.

By 2007, Gayrick needed to find a new vagina. But his vagina left him first, leaving him with an achey-breaky-heart. It’s been over a year since we’ve seen Gayrick, but a random showing at Fontana this past weekend proved to us that he’s still alive, on the rebound and planning for a 2012 comeback. Here’s what he had to say: “My dad keeps telling me that the world is supposed to end in 2012, so fuck it, I’m going racing.”

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