TheSensus.com http://thesensus.com Mountain Bike Takeover Fri, 12 Mar 2010 03:27:11 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 NEW CONTEST just in time for Spring Break. IT’S WAR BITCHES http://thesensus.com/new-contest-just-in-time-for-spring-break-its-war-bitches/ http://thesensus.com/new-contest-just-in-time-for-spring-break-its-war-bitches/#comments Thu, 11 Mar 2010 23:30:03 +0000 hzink http://thesensus.com/?p=1880 The winner of this contest will win a fuckin sweet set up eh.

  • 1 set of Deity Handlebars
  • 1 Deity stem

and of course

  • 1 pair of Sensus grips.

Rules:

The contest will be a photo contest for the best of use of the SENSUS in a stencil or extra points for SENSUS related “war paint” (ie. drawing on a friend while passed out). All past contest winners are eligible.

If you pull something like printing out the logo (i.e. Anthill’s follow me contest) you are officially disqualified on the grounds that you are a square, instead you should spray paint it on your drunk unsuspecting friend.

Great photos would include kicking a child molester in nuts then slapping a SENSUS sticker on his face. Painting SENSUS on your dumb uncle Leroy at a family reunion. etc.

All photos need to be submitted through a photobucket.comaccount that was setup. Photos will be posted on the SENSUS randomly. The photobucket login is below. Good luck hosers.

Go vandalize friendships.

Go to photobucket.com for entries
LOGIN:  thesensus

PASSWORD:  sensus

 

 

 

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]]> http://thesensus.com/lion-mames-48-midgets/feed/ 2 Club Banger http://thesensus.com/club-banger/ http://thesensus.com/club-banger/#comments Wed, 10 Mar 2010 21:59:15 +0000 tsage http://thesensus.com/club-banger/

]]> http://thesensus.com/club-banger/feed/ 0 Chuck Norris turns 70? Impossible he doesnt age, his beard wards off time. http://thesensus.com/chuck-norris-turns-70-impossible-he-doesnt-age-his-beard-wards-off-time/ http://thesensus.com/chuck-norris-turns-70-impossible-he-doesnt-age-his-beard-wards-off-time/#comments Wed, 10 Mar 2010 21:57:21 +0000 hzink http://thesensus.com/?p=1864 Still amazes me that Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad. What devotion.

Happy Birthday Charles, you are an American Hero.

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Don’t lie, you’d still hit it.

]]> http://thesensus.com/ughh/feed/ 2 My dumb brother http://thesensus.com/my-dumb-brother/ http://thesensus.com/my-dumb-brother/#comments Sun, 07 Mar 2010 18:55:21 +0000 TMac http://thesensus.com/my-dumb-brother/ he’s special…small bus special

]]> http://thesensus.com/my-dumb-brother/feed/ 1 Training http://thesensus.com/training/ http://thesensus.com/training/#comments Sat, 06 Mar 2010 22:22:50 +0000 tsage http://thesensus.com/training/

]]> http://thesensus.com/training/feed/ 0 The Salmon Hook http://thesensus.com/the-salmon-hook/ http://thesensus.com/the-salmon-hook/#comments Sat, 06 Mar 2010 08:56:51 +0000 tsage http://thesensus.com/the-salmon-hook/ Our first born is all grown up now, we feel old, and he has his own signature grip coming very soon… whoops let the cat out of the bag.

Untitled from Cob on Vimeo.

]]> http://thesensus.com/the-salmon-hook/feed/ 0 This is what you get… http://thesensus.com/this-is-what-you-get/ http://thesensus.com/this-is-what-you-get/#comments Sat, 06 Mar 2010 00:21:29 +0000 TMac http://thesensus.com/this-is-what-you-get/ …for being a nerd!

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]]> http://thesensus.com/couple-of-real-lookers/feed/ 3 Treadmill Footjam http://thesensus.com/treadmill-footjam/ http://thesensus.com/treadmill-footjam/#comments Fri, 05 Mar 2010 00:57:02 +0000 hzink http://thesensus.com/?p=1830 Its footjam week here on the Sensus.

Click here to view the embedded video. ]]> http://thesensus.com/treadmill-footjam/feed/ 0 Handerpants, Handerpants, Handerpants http://thesensus.com/handerpants-handerpants-handerpants/ http://thesensus.com/handerpants-handerpants-handerpants/#comments Thu, 04 Mar 2010 19:19:53 +0000 hzink http://thesensus.com/?p=1827

]]> http://thesensus.com/handerpants-handerpants-handerpants/feed/ 0 This guy is 6′5″ and 270 lbs. http://thesensus.com/this-guy-is-65-and-270-lbs/ http://thesensus.com/this-guy-is-65-and-270-lbs/#comments Thu, 04 Mar 2010 19:15:06 +0000 hzink http://thesensus.com/?p=1825 Click here to view the embedded video. ]]> http://thesensus.com/this-guy-is-65-and-270-lbs/feed/ 0 FREE COCK RIDES http://thesensus.com/free-cock-rides/ http://thesensus.com/free-cock-rides/#comments Thu, 04 Mar 2010 02:32:37 +0000 TMac http://thesensus.com/free-cock-rides/ Want one? By the way I have a login now…so prepare for incriminating photos of professional people. I promise to do my best to get all TMZ on everyone’s ass…

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