BREAKING NEWS!

The “Sham WOW” guy (Vince Schlomi), has been arrested with a run-in with a hooker.  Apparently she bit his tongue and she would not let go. What options does a “SLAP CHOP” pitch man have, besides slap chop a ho. Bikini, Fettuccine, linguine, scallopini.  Here is his Mug Shot. He was apparently trying to peddle sham wow’s while he was in the slammer.  He is obviously no Billy Mayes, but looks like he has had a rough life.  METH KILLS, be careful.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html