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After seeing Busty perform the watermelon smash with her giant tit, I was intrigued to say the least. So upon further inspection of the world of smashing things with your giant tits, this little gem surfaced. My heart now belongs to Busty because as far as I kow my girlfriend has never smashed anything or picked anyhting up with her tits. BUSTY I HEART YOU

smash them with your giant tits

I just mumbled Oh my Gawd to myself 100 times

Chris Duncan FAQ’s

1.  Why does he a appear to be on crack? Cause he is, on crack.

2. Why is he whispering? Cause he’s on crack.

3. What the fuck? Yeah, thats crack for ya.

4. This guy once gave me life advice? Crack kills.

The first round of supercross is tonight, so the entire inland empire will drive their F650s down and fight each other all in the name of Metal Mulisha. Im taking the Aiptek hd mini cam so if your lucky you might get to see some dude with spikey hair get beer thrown on him by some chick with her tits out and wearing a mini skirt. Nothing like mini skirts, moto and winter time in socal.

Happy New Year
Harookz working his magic behind the lense

KV is on the mend, send vibes

I hope everyone gets a chane to ram it tonight

Hurley had an art show at their office a few weeks back, beer was free so you can sure as hell believe I was there. I got hammered alng with about 150 other people and it was pretty bitchen.

$5 tip goes a long way when the beer line is a free for all frenzy

The village people were in attendance and striking poses

The marlboro man showed up to party


Spin the bottle dance off got a little wild, we were escorted out of Avalon by a nice bouncer

Her father is a zebra, her mother a horse. This zorse, resident of a German safari park zoo,
was the accidental product of a holiday romance.

And you thought your life was fucked up.

Ricks Party from alex Reveles on Vimeo.

At this party some dumb broad thought she was from jamaica so I decided to throw a rastafari freestyle on her. Enjoy

ps glad to see i can still piss people off, thought I had lost it

Donkeys

Rob J wins the first ever donkey of the week title

A few weeks back Strait and I went on an undercover assignment to become frat boys for the weekend. After multiple kegstands and flexing we woke up on monday morning not knowing exactly what happened for 3 days. Good thing i had my camera.

This guy was getting some on the couch

Keg bench, frat mode engaged

Lions and tigers and make outs bandits oh my

Double western, 40oz, and sunglasses inside. Birthday party if I’ve ever been to one.
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Pretty self exlpanatory

The bash brothers

this looks like a good place to crash… at 7 pm

Magura USA today announced that long term product testing has revealed a structural flaw in the lower leg assembly of the Durin Race 80 and 100mm suspension forks.

NO SHIT.

Dear Magura,
You could have called me and I would have told you those forks were garbage for way cheaper.

Hearts,
SAGE

Its Friday… Usually on Fridays I like to get blind drunk and make terrible decisions, but this Friday is different. With the economy in the shitter and people not paying on time, I’m out of cash. To get drunk it usually requires one thing, the purchase of beer. You can always steal, which I dont condone but highly recommend, but that can end up with me having to run and I have decided to take running out of my diet. Here is where you come in, for a small donation you can help make content on this Blog. How it works is, I get hammered, do super cool shit, and then post about it later. Hell, your money could even help fund our upcoming video, ANTONYM. So please make a donation, Its christmas time people. All my friends are starting to disown me for drinking their beer.
Love
SAGE