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America Is F*cked…….(Graphically at least) from Jess Gibson on Vimeo.

No really check the song, dudes a fuckin maniac. Phil Collins sucks a fat one by the way, there is no such thing as a good Phil Collins song.

Try and get passed the goggle strap and check out the hair coming out above his goggles. Magic.

Cause I need a hot girl. You may be wondering, “hey Sage, why you dropping all these cash money click tracks on me?”. Cause Weezy is free, we are weezy watch all week here at the sensus.

There aint nothin like a project bitch. I’m just sayin, when I get home from a long day of countin my money and watching people wash my car the only thing I want is a girl that wants to get horizontal sans all the bullshit. I may not be physically able to go anywhere near the actual projects, but fanning my money and telling a bitch to shut it feels nice even in a middle class white neighborhood, fo real. I would know. So basically what I’m saying is get up on any piece of backside that thumps.

Surfing lost a legend today.

We are really building Strait’s tolerance to shitty European weather up with 48 degree shirtless mountain climbs. And yes, that is a tomato juice raw egg cocktail Kyle Drago is choking down. All i gotta say is all you pussy Euro Dhers better look alive when this meatsicle rolls onto your soil next year.

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Picked this bad Larry up on Thursday, time to loc it out.

I dont feel this video got enough press for how amzing it is, my best work to date.